If you can decode the difference between the “feed me” meow, the “pet me” meow and the dramatic 3am hallway opera… this tee was made for you.

Cheeky, confident and guaranteed to get a laugh, this design is perfect for proud cat lovers who know they don’t own a cat — they’re simply staff with language skills.

Fluent in fluff. Proficient in purr.

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